remember this song!? haha anyway, this song quite funny!
I'm too sexy by Right Said Fred
I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt So sexy it hurts And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party Too sexy for your party No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my car Too sexy by far And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cos I'm a model you know what I mean And I do my little turn on the catwalk Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah I shake my little touche on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my cat Poor pussy poor pussy cat I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
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Thursday, September 28, 2006
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
what u do right.. is u hit the note, if yusof ishak's nose bleed then its real. if never bleed then its FAKE!!!!
*everybody claps hand and shouts*
heh. my friend tell me one.. haha!
oh ya.. i've notice that alot of people(actually one only..) think that i very emo cuz i got one post is about the complete truth. okie..
maybe i'm emo la.. abit only.. WHO IN THE WORLD'S NOT EMO ONE HUH WAYNE!
lol oh i bought a new shoe that i love! its shiny shiny! and its long! and its pointy end! it looks very smart! and finally.... *drum roll* ITS FROM BATA(buy and throw away, i know.. the joke's old)!!!!!
i also bought i Tee-Shirt from bosini. i always thought that bosini's clothes like not very nice one. but then now they're really good leh i went to browse and i saw that it was good *imitating the God's low and deep and sexy voice* i'm gonna wear this saturday for service! so excited. and its only 12 bucks!
last night i went out to eat supper with kelvin, dale and jingfa at chong pang. we went to eat the all-so-famous-but-not-say-very-very-nice nasi lemak!!! then after that we went to a super romantic spot(we're not gay) at seletar resevoir, i think. then i learnt how to play 'my redeemer lives' the cool way! very nice! thanks kel! then we managed to chase a few couples away with dale's loud guitar! haha. sorry to the couples if yer reading my blog!
mel i'll try to write u one k! quite difficult leh! write for me also k!!!!!!!!! heh.
anyway! gonna cut my nails now! so i can play clearer! okie! later.............
dum dum dumdumdum duuummmmm duuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm *hums to the tune of my redeemer lives*
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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Sunday, September 24, 2006
i decided to write my friend a complete truth!! okie, i've not started yet! but i promise i'll start soon! anyone wanna receive one from me??
haha, just tell me then i'll try to write! not everyone angered me la! but i can tell u how much i love u!! heh.
er.. okie, this friend of mine.. (hmm.. friend..) i used to like her alot! but then she's cold man.. oh sorry.. she's cool man.
and anyway, she asked me to buy her a birthday present for her this yr! she's cold.. oh sorry she's cool..
what to buy... for someone that cold.. oh sorry cool!
hmm.. i think i'll just get her some flar-a-lara-golbbi-de-tolghinisy!!
yes thats wat i'm gonna buy!
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Sunday, September 24, 2006
Thursday, September 21, 2006
i'm gonna stop putting chapter wat wat wat. its hard to find the post i wanna read so i realised! haha..
i found this to be useful to a certain extent..
HOW TO WASTE TIME EFFECTIVELY
Wasting time is an extremely important skill in this modern, fast-paced society. This skill is especially important if you are a government employee, as you can not only waste your own time, you can waste the time of many other people.
The Institute of Temporal Displacement has spent years in an exhaustive, and time-consuming study of the best methodologies for achieving the minimum benefit from the consumption of the maximum amount of time. Herewith are the highlights of that study:
(1) SLEEPING: Sleeping is one of the most effective ways to consume time with little benefit. We are not talking about regular sleeping at night, which is beneficial. We are talking about sleeping on the job, sleeping through concerts and other performances, and especially sleeping while driving to and from work.
(2) DOODLING: Taking notes is productive. Doodling is not. Thus, when you are supposed to be taking notes, such as while in class, draw little circles all over the pages, or circles and squares, or just squares. When you are done, count the number of circles or squares you have created. You will remember absolutely nothing about what was being said.
(3) DAY DREAMING: Day dreaming is a lost art. When it is not appropriate to be sleeping (such as while operating heavy equipment or piloting aircraft) the next best thing is the day dream. Think about your favorite beach. Hear the sound of the waves breaking on the beach. A beautiful young (pick your sex) walks by....
(4) READ THE CONGRESSIONAL RECORD: A bona fide way to waste immense amounts of time is reading the Congressional Record. Not even congressmen read this.
(5) GET A NEW DRIVERS LICENSE: The most accomplished time wasters work in state offices that issue drivers licenses or hand out license plates and vehicle registrations. If you succeed in becoming an accomplished time waster, you might actually qualify for a job in one of these departments (though we're told these positions are hereditary). Anyway, at least a half day can be wasted by trying to get a driver's license. Even if it doesn't take this long, your boss will not question that it did, so you can use your free time to get an ice cream cone and wander through the park.
(6) WANDER THROUGH A PARK: Wandering through a public park is an excellent way to make hours vanish unproductively. However, do not feed the ducks or do this at night.
(7) GO TO A SAN DIEGO PADRES BASEBALL GAME: Hours will vanish without nary a reason to cheer.
(8) WATCH THE WEATHER CHANNEL: After the first 15 minutes, there is nothing of value, therefore this is an excellent way to waste time. Any of the other 50 or 60 channels on your cable system will also do.
(9) READ JUNK MAIL: You will be surprised how much time you can actually spend reading your junk mail, instead of instantly throwing it out the second you realize it is junk mail.
(10) SURF THE WORLD WIDE WEB: You're here, aren't you?
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Thursday, September 21, 2006
Sunday, September 17, 2006
USING THE "EMOTIONAL MAP" TO COMMUNICATE THE "COMPLETE TRUTH"
oh ya.. this is to myself! not to anyone k! so don cultivate any anger and resentment towards me k! haha.
dear johnny the bear, i hate it when you always think lowly of yerself. it makes me fed up that you keep dwelling in self pity! stand up faster and be a man! i'm angry at u always thinking about wat could have been. angry at you for being so jealous all the time. angry at you for bowing down to temptation so easily. it hurts me to see u sad when yer alone and when u have to smile infront of people even though you many a times don wanna. it hurts me to see you crying when yer all alone. i feel so sad when u look down on yerself. i feel disappointed when u feel that people don like u. i'm afraid that you'll have very low self-esteem next time when yer working. i'm afraid that you'll have an emotional shut down. i'm afraid that you'll lose your first love for God. i'm afraid that you'll not be accountable to yer leaders. i'm afraid that you'll give up on everything u have. i'm sorry that i've been putting on weight and not looking after your diet tightly. i'm sorry that people do things to hurt u. i know sometimes its hard to get over emotional hurts but God's on yer side! i understand that sometimes u feel inferior to the people surrounding you. i didnt mean to put u in the spot for temptations. i'm sorry. i promise that i'll look out for u always. i hope that you'll grow closer to God. i want you to build up yer self confidience. i want you to know you are enough just the way you are. i hope that you'll seek help from others when u need it. i love you and so does Jesus! i'm so proud that you've always avail yerself to help others at the expense of your time. so proud of you that you're always putting a smile on yer face, making other people's day! you deserve to always have the best and to be loved. i have faith in you that you'll be a great man of God one day! i love you all the same even when yer down or when yer angry! i'm so proud that you're always bringing joy to others. i love you and i'll never let you go, ever.
Jesus loves you and so do i! johnny the bear
shhh.. =)
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Sunday, September 17, 2006
Friday, September 15, 2006
how i would wish that everyday i can write about me as a boy standing in a field of white lilies with a butterfly, that never fails to be in the picture
but all i can think about is how a butterfly can cause an entire storm in a place so distant, so far, so remote that not even the butterfly know of
one flap of the butterfly feels like a sandstorm's in me causing endless wind of torment each movement each breath is like a tempest
every melodious sound is like a excruciating echo every picture is a image of mortification
thwarted attemps to make things right degenerating dreams
God take it ALL from me! i believe and i can. amen.
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Friday, September 15, 2006
Thursday, September 14, 2006
IMF's so boring! still boring.. *taps feet* there's so many big shots! you know there're even people who won the nobel prize for economic! lol
sounds like a boring group of people though haha! but this nobel prize guy has the minister of foreign affair and other big people coming to visit him! you know.. so cool.. *taps feet harder*
today i'm having off day! yeah yipeee! cuz its LOST season finale today! everyone watch k! haha, highly doubt that anyone would listen to me now.
my friend shared a video clip with me yesterday while going home! i watched and my hair all stand la! its so sad and touching! really.. watch k! abit long.. but watch!
did anyone cry? ha
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Thursday, September 14, 2006
Monday, September 11, 2006
first day at IMF was quite boring! i think cuz like no one checked in..
so we didnt do much! just sat around.. go tea break, go breakfast break, go lunch break, go toilet break! so many variety of breaks! lol
then after that me, baoting, grace and chris went to watch the devil wear prada!
oh my, its really good! its so realistic! and i find the story line really realyl fresh!
never see this kind before. and after you watch the show, you come outta the cinema, you'll realise that everyone's wearing very very sloppily! haha!
everyone SHOULD watch that show! really. nice!
okie, later got american next top model! i like this girl called mollie(i think thats her name)
haha, i hope she wins! if you dunno who is she.. she's the only brunette inside!
my dad and sister's going overseas tml! uurrgh..! its been so long since i go overseas! i really like to travel! but i cant find the time! ANYONE WANNA GO OVERSEAS TOGETHER DURING DECEMBER?!
i think i wanna go cruise! never been on a floating boat with losta food! haha
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Monday, September 11, 2006
Sunday, September 10, 2006
i went for the overnight prayer meeting! i think i went till 5am is that i wanna return to my first love!
how i love God when i was younger! i went to like all the overnight prayer meeting if i'm not wrong! and stayed till 5am even if only baoting stayed! and i think its amazing! the last session is my fav! not that i don like to pray! but the last session is like when God's most evident!
you know in the first session, i had a vision from God! i saw this burning bush! burning but not consumed. on the surface, i knew that was God's presence, i streched out and reach for it! really.. i somehow knew it was for some of my cell group or for my cell group! but i didnt know wat it symbolises! so intriguing!
then when i went home, i checked it out! then i felt God speaking into some of my member's life, *exo 3:17* God said that He'll bring you outta the afflictions of Egpyt, to the land flowing with milk and honey! (everybody says ahh..) *exo 3:20* then God further said that He'll destroy egypt in yer presence. and, *exo 3:21* when u leave eygpt, you'll not leave it empty handed but *exo 3:22* with articles of gold and silver and clothing. then he carries on to say "So you shall plunder the Egyptians."
Gos says that He can bring you outta whatever horrible situations yer in, to comfort, to His promised land. and He shall make you stronger after this He brings you out! but God will only tell you how to get outta there! so friends, be sensitive to God, His small still voice! God WILL tell you!
i miss my mum terribly! i wanna tell her that i love her now! i dunno if she can see or hear me, i know she's in heaven! so thank God! i can almost see them playing chess together, sitting down on the same table eating, talking about me and my sister and father! i miss her! but if she didnt go, i really don think i'll stand up and make a descision to run my own life! i was so dependant on her! oh well..
for all those who dunno, my mum pass away with lung cancer. and she didnt smoke nor was she unhealthy! she was so healthy that we didnt know until it was the second stage coming third stage of the cancer! she passed on rather soon, like in a few months. treasure the people around you k! no matter irritating, or even how they've let you down in any way! you seriously would regret if they pass on suddenly! you'll regret that you could have made the difference, regret that you didnt forgive them, regret that everything could have been made well if only you let go of yer pride.
anyone wondered how the word gobbledegook came about? haha! i searched it up!
Maury Maverick, chairman of the United States Smaller War Plants Corporation, inspiration came from the turkey, "always gobbledy gobbling and strutting with ludicrous pomposity. At the end of his gobble, there was a sort of gook."
gobbledegook is just a unclear, wordy jargon. haha.. quite funny.
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Sunday, September 10, 2006
Sunday, September 03, 2006
mel, i found the vid of the songs you kept asking me to hear!
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
I'm broken, wide open You've shattered all we had And I'm through with hoping Somehow I'm gonna put the pieces back I've cried me an ocean Now there's nothing left inside I'm here not knowing Where do you go when the tears run dry?
God: every tear you cry is precious in My eyes
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Saturday, September 02, 2006
its really strange how one moment you could have all u ever dreamed and wished for
and then the next yer just stripped off all of that
i've so much mixed emotions that there's only one word to describe all i feel erinaesdovnkiaoeirfnadosidfjaiueghflaiwuebfawiefhlasdcbnawieuwfbasdfhasdf
yep! yer correct!! CRAP
i pray really hard that i'll have my mennesah though what solutions can i get from just lingering over it again and again
what can i profit from all these OR DOES THAT EVEN MATTER
i guess it doesnt now!
side note: do you know that people with problems with their sexuality, namely gays and lesbians, are being killed around the world? just cuz they're gays?
its so strange how people think.. as if killing one guy who's gay in their class would suddenly bring the entire gay population in the world back to normal
or how do u even define normal!
even if its against the bible, since everyone's so holy and righteous, y the people who are anti-gays never read the part where says to "love your neighbour as yourself"!
its so ironic that they even quote the bible!
its like i'm like living in the world of oxymorons
someone once said "i thought that i would die without her, but now that i'm without her, death seems inferior."
