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    Tuesday, April 24, 2007



    i went to watch wild hogs with hongchienchienvictorianicolle.

    it was pretty retarded. abit like naked gun! LOL.
    its that kinda show where after the whole movie, ALTHOUGH YOU LAUGHED A HELL LOT, you think back and realised you didnt know if the show's that dumb or is there an underlying meaning that you didnt catch.

    story line rather cliche.
    its the good-guys-will-win-and-the-bad-guys-go-boo-hoo kinda movie!


    and the MOST MOST MOST funny part of the whole movie's when..
    there's this scene. not say very funny la. then not much people laugh.
    then got this old ah pek laugh laugh laugh until he choke! then cough cough!
    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! i find that freaking hilarious! but no one in the cinema laughed at that except me and hongchienchienvictorianicolle.


    that was really the most funny part. then the second funniest part would have to be after the credits!!!
    FREAKING HILARIOUS! gotta see it yourself.
    overall.. its worth the $6.50 la. weekday watch.
    definitely not that $9.50 weekend watch!!

    i think it's worth a 3.5/5 stars.

    then we had pasta at pasta mania!! ooooo love pasta!!
    then we head to takashimaya to buy her granny some ankle socks.

    WHERE GOT AH MAH WEAR ANKLE SOCKS ONE!?@#$

    LOL. SO HIP.
    i think my ah mah don even wear socks.
    hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha.


    then head to kinokuniya(how to spell?!)
    read some books. pretty fun.


    anyway. the way i type like not very fun . but its that you-gotta-be-there kinda situation!

    okie. thats all gotta sleep early tonight!
    gotta wake up at like 4 45!!! damn.

    Rocked Out @
    Tuesday, April 24, 2007


    Sunday, April 22, 2007



    Am i sorry to be alive
    Putting my face in the beehive?
    Am i sorry for booth and oswald, pinks and cocaine too?

    Rocked Out @
    Sunday, April 22, 2007


    Tuesday, April 17, 2007



    OKIE! BACK!!!

    since monday(yesterday.lol)
    i've been doing rooms!! CLEAN TOILET AND MAKE BED!!!
    haha, but i havent clean any toilets yet! the auntie all ask me make bed nia!
    but its difficult enough! haha.
    and i just turned the beds today! SUPER HEAVY!!!!!!!
    (yall remember why must turn bed? cuz if not the all guest sit one side the bed will out of shape!! ahhhhh...)
    LOL. see i got pay attention in housekeeping class!!! LOL.

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    THE FIRST BED!!! it took me uber long. LOL.

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    the same room! very cosy right! its like with a good book you can just sit there and last the entire book without moving! haha.

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    corridor

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    today i did the club floor. the bed more difficult to make!! this is the first club house bed i made! haha.

    oh ya anyway. today i went to photocopy some stuff for the admin(yes i do shit work(sai kang)). the machine really really VERY VERY FAST LA! haha. still can choose speed all one! hahahahaha. i dunno why i get tickled by this kinda thing. i smiled to myself when i get the machine to print at the fastest speed. lol.

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    THE machine

    today i was on the train and i saw this indian couple.
    they were looking so cute and loving la!
    bring the grand child out. super cute also. lol.
    and they look very loving together. like they'll hold hands
    and like whisper whisper. super cute.
    i wanna grow old like that! haha.

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    THE couple and kid.



    LAST WK.
    i did minibar. so what i did was in the morning,
    we'll just go over all the rooms and check if the guest consumed anything from the minibar.
    then in the afternoon, we'll sit in the office(not really)

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    LOL.

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    you'd think its cigar.

    BUT NO ITS A...
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    PENCIL BOX!!! lol.

    and wait for front desk to call us.
    cuz when guest checking out they'll call us to go check if they consumed anything from the minibar.

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    oh no, the front desk paged!!! its room 701!!

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    waits for lift.

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    press 7 floor to get to 701. DUH.

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    Oh there 701.

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    slot in key card.

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    check for consumption.

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    call FO.

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    go back get the item that's missing and put it into the fridge!!

    YAY~~~ the journey to 701. LOL.



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    cute right. smrinoff!! the so-called best brand of vodka.

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    remy martin, do you know its pronounced as REH-MAY MAR-TONGH not like REH-MI MAR-TIN. LOL. I THINK SO LA. my teacher say one.

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    gin.

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    johnny keep walking brand.





    okie anyway.
    yesterday i said something scary right!!
    i realised the picture cannot really see. not clear.
    but oh well.

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    the foot prints walking down the wall. this is like almost my ceiling. so its HIGH. dont ask me whether got people walk not. I DON THINK ANYONE WILL WALK DOWN THE WALL LA. haha.

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    close up of the footprint.

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    there's a handprint and some scribbles. my dad claims it is chinese words haha. it doesnt make any sense, it write wu(nothing, empty), something something. cant see properly.

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    a handprint. its around the size of my hand. its really clear on my wall!!

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    you know the titanic sex scene in the car? yea, this hand print looks smilar. its drag down side ways.





    creepy huh.



    random pictures.

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    this auntie super funny la. she always wear her specs like this when she not using. LOL..

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    m&ns!!! yay. happy colors! haha.



    okie thats all.

    Rocked Out @
    Tuesday, April 17, 2007


    Monday, April 16, 2007



    i feel so freaking lazy to post anything now....

    bad bad bad day..




    REALLY REALLY BAD DAY.

    anyway i just started cleaning rooms now!
    its really tiring, but time kinda pass faster!
    which is better and yet bad at the same time.
    i really think that with my laziness i'll be best off living as a BOSS!

    haha.

    okie post the first bed that i made some other day!
    and some other scary pictures which happened in my room.



    TRUST ME.
    its scary..

    Rocked Out @
    Monday, April 16, 2007


    Wednesday, April 11, 2007



    today's almost the same as yesterday and the day before. LOL.

    sounds boring........
    the only difference is that i made more friends and...

    i ate laksa!! SO LONG NEVER EAT LAKSA!!
    i think the last time's at katong laksa! haha.

    anyone wanna go soon??



    anyway, i was at the saloon yesterday.
    so there's this toddler, like around 2yrs..
    then the auntie testing him english.
    so the conversation went something like that..

    auntie: boy ah.. A for what...?
    toddler: A for AR PENG(duck rice)!!



    ?!!!$@#$ right...
    then i realised he said APPLE.

    Rocked Out @
    Wednesday, April 11, 2007


    Tuesday, April 10, 2007



    this morning i took a puff before going work at the yellow box.
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    this is the place. creepy.

    and then i turned my head and saw this!
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    very TSK. human resource. TSK TSK TSK.

    then this uncle came into the puffing place. then switch on something.
    THEN i realised that...

    THERE IS A FAN!!! YAY! cuz it was pretty hot there. LOL.
    THANK GOD FOR HUMAN RESOURCE. lesser TSK.
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    and it was just above the creepy pictures. LOL.
    how ironic for them to want people to stop smoking and still place a fan FOR THE COMFORT OF THOSE WITH SMOKE.

    LOL.

    anyway. work was the same. only today i handled more calls.
    and weird people.
    and.. collected some laundry for the laundry auntie.
    she's really cute! like old cute. LOL.
    very very old. i think 70 to 80 like that.
    and she injure her hand or something.

    okie more of my work place
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    the place where people get their uniforms. its a library!! you gotta push the whole shelf to get what you want. and its a lil heavy. haha. STRONG AUNTIES!!!

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    the sewing place.

    then it was lunch. they still piled up food.
    and worse still. got the sauce spill on my hand when they throw the food on my plate. TSK.
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    why do they do it anyway...

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    this guy super cute. when the supervisor talking to him right. he'll rest his hands on his HUGE tummy. LOL. and he's very nice cuz he kept smiling to me. hahaha.


    okie THE GRAVITY ISSUE!!!
    i think more and more people are confused bout gravity.
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    okie this is the current 'theory'. gravity pulls down stuff.

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    this is okie, you know.. people have their own opinion.

    and my opinion is that is not GRAVITY PULLS YOU DOWN.
    BUT THERE'S ACTUALLY SOMETHING THAT PUSHES YOU DOWN FROM THE SKY!!!
    YESSS A FORCE THAT PUSHES YOU DOWN!
    now doesn't that make sense...





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    but some people just are confused on whether it pulls or pushes. LOL.
    the guy who did this is screwed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
    some up some down. WTH.







    anyway. thats my day.

    Rocked Out @
    Tuesday, April 10, 2007


    Monday, April 09, 2007



    I HAVEN'T SLEPT IN FREAKING 30HOURS!!!!

    i think i'll see how long i'll last before i fall! yay!
    LOL. anyway!!!

    my first day at attachment!!!


    the prev night i couldnt freaking sleep. so i watched CHANNEL 5(i don have cable. LOL) from like 2 to 630. at first it was quite nice. like fear factor, then the apprentice, then guinness world records.(there's this guy, he can swallow a ring, a padlock, the key to the padlock. then after he swallow. he controls his esophagus to insert the key into the padlock, turns the key, put the ring thru the padlock, locks the padlock, and then take out the key. then coughs out the padlock WITH THE RING! and the coughs out again for the key!!! and IT COMES OUT DRY!!!!!!!! we should investigate this phenomenon.!!!)THEN after that the boring tv shows like revamping your house.. BLAH.

    then i went to bathe
    woo!
    i reached BK(burgerking.. tsk) at like 830!
    had breakfast.
    went to report at 930.
    then this guy comes in and allocate us to our department.
    HE TOOK 2HOURS!#@$%
    its like 7 person only. LOL.

    anyway had lunch.
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    yes they just pile everything on top!!!
    yer supposed to choose 1 meat 1 veg and 1 fish.
    i chose everything. the auntie allowed. LOL.
    it wasn't nice.. tsk tsk tsk.


    then went for uniform fitting.
    oh ya. i'm in housekeeping now! LOL.
    cleaning rooms's my job!!
    for now i'm just answering phone calls.
    BUT as easy as it sounds. its like uber tough!!!!!!!!
    REALLY!


    and my locker they assigned me to, had slippers, some weird ball, 2 name tags, a BUNCH of Amara pens, and some Amara card thingy.

    weird. that supposed to be MY locker.
    TSK right!@#$


    anyway. the housekeeping office was really fun!
    all aunties. LOL.
    my supervisor told me i'll grow fat in there.
    the aunties just keep coming with lotsa food!
    they gave me banana cake today! hohoho.
    not my favorite but its nice of them!


    my job is to pick up calls. so there are like 2 phones(THEY JUST KEEP RINGING NON STOP@!#@#$%@#$% BLOODY ****)
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    BLOODY PHONES.
    when they ring i dont even know which to pick up@#$% LOL.
    i picked up the wrong one a few times. hahaha.

    anyway. i didnt know that the ID callers show the guest rooms and also guest names(cool huh), so there's this guest that called. requested to have 2 rooms cleaned. so i thought okie. must be front desk. so i asked "may i know who is this?(cuz i had to record it down)" the guest went "Dr. henderson" i went "(chuckles) huh?" SHE WENT AGAIN "Dr. Henderson." i said with disbelief,"okie. thank you!" *puts down phone* LOL. i realised it only when my supervisor told me. but she was kind enough to laugh it off and say its okie. haha.

    okie. some pictures now.

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    my desk. NOT EXACTLY. but its like where i sit.

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    names of the technicians. i thought it was pretty funny. i meant the names. LOL.

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    some lost and found items(bread) LOL. how many days to keep before throwing away? 3 days! yes yes, we learnt that in textbook. i should have paid more attention in class. dang.

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    this is my supervisor. i think she's a miget. she's 28. and has one 4yr old. one almost 1yr old twins! HOW COOL!! her twin is one dragon one pheonix! LONG FENG TAI arh.



    sidenote: do miget babies grow to be migets as well?


    anyway. i'm gonna have my dinner, watch some amazing race, play some maple. then sleep!! yay!

    tml start work at 10am!!!





    i actually cant wait to start!!!!!!

    Rocked Out @
    Monday, April 09, 2007




    omg.

    i cant believe i'm starting my attachment later!
    like you know.
    i studied in shatec for 2 whole freaking yrs just for this attachment and my cert!
    i really hope i make it there.
    hope i meet like good managers!

    blah!

    so excited yet so scared!





    sidenote: do you know that double sunsets are possible in other solar systems? cuz usually stars exist as twins. unlike the sun. ANYWAY. cool stuff huh. LOL.
    anyway don argue with me. NASA said so. not me. haha





    wish me luck!

    Rocked Out @


    Sunday, April 08, 2007



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    very fierce.

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    trying to be fierce but fails miserably.

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    we're supposed to look cute. LOL.

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    i didnt have transparent cup and chinese newspaper! i only had one sausage left! so i made more eggs instead. hahhahahaahahahhaa.

    Rocked Out @
    Sunday, April 08, 2007


    Saturday, April 07, 2007



    Papercuts by Nirvana
    (written by kurt cobain. heh.)

    When my feeding time
    She push food through the door
    I crawl towards the cracks of light
    Sometimes I can't find my way

    Newspapers spread around
    Soaking all that they can
    A cleaning is due again
    A good hosing down

    The lady whom I feel maternal love for
    Cannot look me in the eyes
    But I see hers and they are blue
    And they cock and twitch and masturbate!

    I said so (x3)
    Nirvana (x6)

    Black windows are paint
    I scratch with my nails
    I see others just like me
    Why do they not try escape?

    They bring out the older ones
    They point at my way
    The older ones come with lights
    And take my family away

    And very later I have learned
    To accept some friends of ridicule
    My whole existence was for your amusement
    And that is why I'm here with you!

    To take you
    With me to
    Your eyes ...

    Nirvana (x8)





    i think thats some powerful lyrics!

    Rocked Out @
    Saturday, April 07, 2007




    i just finished watching prison break season 2's finale.

    i dont understand!?



    there's gonna be a 3rd season! unless.. the directors want it to end abruptly.

    LOL.




    yesterday yisheng passed me a book bout Kurt Cobain
    its actually his(Kurt Cobain)'s journal.
    i think he's a freaking genius.
    he writes really really really good!
    ps: Kurt Cobain's nirvana's lead vocalist.

    Rocked Out @




    ahh! fiona cant find her turntables. haha
    i was quite excited. but oh well.

    me yuri shaun kerine ern yongtah. went to fiona's house to eat thai food today!!
    haha. she's half thai.

    I THINK.


    the tomyam was gooooood!
    but its like gwad damn spicy.
    REALLY!!!

    everyone had the saussage lips! LOL.


    then when we were walking to the MRT station right..
    ern say she wanna introduce her friend to me.
    at first i was like "ahh.. okieeeee.."
    then after awhile i felt like "omg, i'm that old huh. is it time to worried that i don have a girlfriend!?"
    THEN i thought "OMG NO ONE WANTS ME!@#$@"
    THEN THEN i thought "..TSK.."




    anyway, rainy day.
    i love rainy days!
    i miss the times where in seconday school,
    and its raining.
    then you'll have to walk in the rain!!
    drops of rain dripping down on yer face
    getting all wet
    soggy shoes
    dancing in the rain
    if i knew that i wont be able to do that when i grow up.










    i would never wish to grow up faster.

    Rocked Out @




    An Idiots' Guide To Pissing Off Your Boss.


    1. call him dude.

    2. bring your pets into the office.

    3. come to work late and in your swim wear claiming there's a flood outside and you're lucky you even got to work.

    4. pee into the bin.

    5. tie your tie on your head.

    6. wear your underpants outside and wear a cloak to work. then every once in a while pretend to have important phone calls to save someone else. NOTE: talk loudly.

    7. stay tune for more of "An Idiots' Guide To Pissing Off Your Boss."!!

    8. i'll cya next time with more ideas to piss your boss off!

    9. GOOD NIGHT!

    10. everyone claps!

    Rocked Out @




    so..i went MOS last night with yisheng brenda.
    and yisheng's friend. issac, and.. 4 of issac's friend.

    IT WAS BORING!! LOL.
    free entry!
    we were supposed to go to tibre to drink and listen to live band.

    but NONO. we chose MOS.

    oh well.



    someone gave yisheng and me like 3/4 jug of bourbon coke.
    yisheng doesnt like bourbon. LOL.

    then we sat down..
    talked bout stuff.
    both our situation's pretty fucked.

    LOL.
    oh well shit happens.


    ANYWAY, need to brush up my guitar!





    anyone can solve the mystery of OVAL ROCKET?

    Rocked Out @


    Wednesday, April 04, 2007





    i know i posted this sometime back!
    BUT I STILL FIND IT FREAKING HILARIOUS!

    Rocked Out @
    Wednesday, April 04, 2007




    i just realised that writing a title doesn't serve any purpose now!
    LOL.
    IT JUST DOESNT APPEAR ON MY BLOG.


    and anyway, these few days activities still the same.



    so for this post i'll just put a big



    DITTO DITTO







    and i think i'm falling sick. shit.

    Rocked Out @


    Tuesday, April 03, 2007



    yesterday was a bore.
    somewhat la. not totally.
    i think peter vic and me super nua.
    LOL.
    we watched 'Thank you for smoking'
    it was not that bad! but then cuz the vocab like super deep.
    so i missed a few parts.


    anyway some pictures from carribean night! heh.
    dying to know who's vic and peter right!#% LOL.

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    LOL, all look damn bored.
    then here comes the happy ones!!! yay!

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    this really looks retarded. haha.

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    apparently i just realised peter dont really look happy in pictures.
    LOL.



    anyways.

    i quite like this song even though i've no idea what they're singing! but its cool how the isreali pronounce the goingt-to-spit-at-you-sound i dunno how to explain! LOL. and the super funny singing pug! what not to love. hahaha.

    Wizard of Oz Israeli Rap

    Rocked Out @
    Tuesday, April 03, 2007