and i just found out that my sister didnt meet jolene! woo!
okie. lol. shees.. so much for planning huh!
vietnam's like super amazing country, most amazingly pretty girls! REALLY REALLY pretty! really really really.. now i know why alot of old ah pek cannot find wife here then go there find! cuz they're like pretty, cutural and they're very caring! really.. like.. wow! haha. i don think i wanna get a vietnamese wife though.. its really hard to communicate! and the language is like super hard to learn! lol.
okie! some vietnamese phrases/word i learnt: (its just how to pronounce it. i dunno how to spell! lol...)
ji-eh er-oei - calling a woman who's older than you ahn er-oei - calling a guy who's older than you am er-oei - calling anyone younger than you (what guys use to call girls they think is pretty even though the girl looks older. the guys wanna presume she's younger! lol.) cow-um gor now - no brains. lol. cow-um gor chee - not at all ( like when people say thank you, you'll say that!) gum en - thank you see gum en - greatly thank you bique en - GREATLY-ER thank you (never used it before. cuz its like when people save you from the death kinda thing! lol) doe dao bah dao - your brain's like tofu (saying that person dumb) nu ni-yea con tep - your brain's like the prawn's brain (cuz prawn's shit goes to their head. haha. vietnamese have a weird way of saying others. its supposed to be polite in a way!) deng lor lang, mor bique say uom - don worry, everything will be fine! ( i think its like that.. lol.. its too long and i seldom use!) mob, hai, part - one, two, three yea-tung - cute, easily loved ji-eh yea tung - cute sister! (lol, my friend ask me to call this air stewardess, i didnt know what it was at first! lol. i doubt that she'll understand me anyway! haha. oh, and its supposed to be cute not like horny and desperate! haha.) vi shao - star/why (two meanings) am la vi shao - you are my star! (used for like couples, like lovey dovey kinda thing!) di - go ya di dao dai - where are we going next cow-um - no cafe - coffee sur - milk da - ice cha - tea
i think thats all i know! haha. some are not very useful but all those got me thru these few days! lol.
vietnam has alot alot of good food man! like super good and quite cheap compared to singapore! there's this beef noodles called fer, its like so good man! near my friends house. its like 1 dollar singapore. and there's this pancake thing called bahn koht or something like that! super cool. its like rice flour cake thingy with prawn on top! vietnamese love fish sauce! they have it for every meal!
okie, i think its gonna be like super alot of words if i wrote down my experience. so i'm gonna put in point form and hopefully you'll get to the end! lol.
- THERE ARE ALOT OF MOTORCYLCES!!! like.. ALOT ALOT. never seen so much before! really.. lol.
- they don have to wear helmet. only like some regions
- they drive really closely. like you can bump shoulders with the other motorcylist
- they love to horn and to high beam! its not rude there! in fact its a norm. like when you wanna overtake someone, you gotta horn before you pass. and they have like code among all the vietnamese drivers. like if they flash flash (high beam) to the opposing traffic, they're asking if there're traffic police in front! then the other person will like shake their hand or nod! SO COOL RIGHT! lol. and when they over take the car infront, the car infront would actaully slow down so that we can pass! they're really nice! haha. but its weird. you'd never see that in singapore! haha. oh! and about overtaking! you can go to the opposing lane to overtake the car infront of you. the opposing traffic would slow down for you to overtake! SO NICE OF THEM RIGHT! and they wont do it like grudgingly. like. they feel that it will make the traffic faster! which is true!!!!! even with the large amount of motors and cars and the usual 2 lane roads, people still move! i think this is one of the cooler point of vietnam!
- the karaoke its like freaking cheap! like. S$4 per hour is considered expensive. and you don have to buy drinks!
- cigarettes are like cheap as well! like S$1.40 for one pack! lol. its like S$11 over here.
- alot alot of pretty girls!
- super good scenery! like at sapa and dalat! (mel, the place super nice one its call ha long bay, i think! but i didnt go there! didnt have time! did you tell me there's this place where the sun never sets? my friend says there's no such place. lol. she say even in north pole the sun sets every six months and never come out for the next six months. haha)
- very emotional history! really.. but i really can feel the people there really really loving their country! really really loving it. not like singaporeans. really! haha.
- generous people!
- the small villagers there as in the minority people, even though the children don have proper education they can speak fluent english, french, german, hebrew, italian! they learnt it from the tourist! SO COOL! really. at the age of like 7 to old. but they cant really speak proper vietnamese, says my friend. haha. i dunno why! don ask me!
- i like the long walks along the valleys and rivers and village and the winding mountain dirt road and cooling weather and beautiful kids!
- they have very little fat people there! cuz they like eat ALOT of vegetable! no one would ever no how much until you get there! and its free you know. like you order a bowl of fer and the give you 1 big basket of different vegetables! haha..
- my flight from hanoi to ho chi minh was delayed for 8 hours. no compensation. people arguing loudly. but it was fun to see the animosity. haha.
- the traditional costume of vietnam is like pretty! really pretty!
- most of the air stewardess look pretty!
- almost everyone wakes up at like 5am to 7am. lol. it gets really noisy even at 7am. like all the kids playing and stuff like that. motor horns. *honk honk honk*
- people very sensitive to the word 'dick' and 'fuck' in vietnamese. dick in vietnamese is pronounced like kuck. and fuck is like dou. there's this place in hanoi, where the holy turtle of vietnam dwells. like comes up like a few times a year only and there're more than one! so apparently one died. and they preserved it. and they place this triangular thingy beside it. so the tour guide when "its sexual organ." so i went like "ah.. the turtle's kuck?" (innocently! if i may plead.) ya. then his face like changed to a awkward looking like dunno how to answer me face. lol! and he's a grown man with kids! its like DICK. dick dickdick. *gasp in utter disgust* lol. i don really use the word 'dick' but its just weird. so weird i had to say it. *dick dick dick*
- vietnamese most in very very good shape. like hour glass figure is the norm for girls. really really. never bluff you.
- they don have mcdonalds! lol. they have KFC, jollibee and lotteria. thats for fast food.
- they have this sandwich thing, with meat and all sort of stuff inside and its called bah kut teh! at least they pronounce it that way! haha.. cool right. its the first dish that we knew how to order cuz of the name! and its really good. later i'll post one of the photo got the bah kut teh seller and the bah kut teh itself!
- i dunno what its called! but there's this traditional dish. it is actually duck egg with the duckling inside! gross huh! we recorded the vids of us eating the duck eggs!
- we have booze everynight. cuz its so cheap! like cocktails for like S$2 to S$3! and we bought a bottle of peach vodka there as well from DFS.
- i didnt bring enough money! i really didnt expect it to be so expensive. so i didnt buy much gifts. really sorry to those who were expecting some. and i bought the gifts cuz i saw it was suitable for the person. i didnt really buy much for myself anyway! so don complain. lol.
okie! i think thats about it. maybe i forgot to write some down or what. i'll update later with the pictures! but i think the pictures would have to wait awhile for my friend to pass me the memory card! haha.
to jolene: i found one rather handsome prince. but hes like dead. lol.
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:02 AM): hahahaha then i'll be posting 3 post in ONE DAY haahaa
yay! says (1:02 AM): HAHAHAAA! YAH!!!! go johnny go!
yay! says (1:04 AM): johnny!!! hurry hurry
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:04 AM): mel!!! lol
yay! says (1:04 AM): i gtg already
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:04 AM): hurry hurry hurry
yay! says (1:04 AM): what time is your flight tmr???
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:04 AM): buy my rice and curry
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:05 AM): 2 30!
yay! says (1:05 AM): . OH! okok so u got time to blog!!
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:05 AM): y?
yay! says (1:05 AM): hahahahahahahaaa
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:05 AM): hahahaha YALAH
yay! says (1:05 AM): yay! i'll read it tmr.. i gtg sleep.. my eyes are like swollen.
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:05 AM): okie! good night!
yay! says (1:05 AM): yay yay yay!
Swimming through sweet lullabies says (1:05 AM): cya when i'm back!
yay! says (1:05 AM): so excited to read the entry hahahhahahahaa!
MEL!!! you'll be missed!!! =)
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Monday, December 11, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
okie, you know those bulletins on friendster. like ALOT ALOT of questions? oh yeah, here's one right here! I REALLY REALLY, CANT EMPHASIZE HOW MUCH, HATE EM. they're dumb. period.
1. Have you been naughty or nice this year? * i've been pretty good i guess, i hope santa will come thru my rubbish chute and give me presents!
2. What do you want most for Christmas? * i want.. many presents?
3. Do you believe in Father Christmas? * what the hell is father christmas! LOL
4. What is your favorite food at Christmas? * i would actually like to try a turkey! never had them before. i like log cakes!
5. Have you started your Christmas shopping yet? * nah. soon soon!
6. Have you finished your Christmas shopping yet? * yup!! duh. so late already!
7. What is your favorite Christmas song? * let it snow and O holy night!
8. What is your favorite Christmas movie? * hmm.. Lord of the Rings?
9. What is your best memory of Christmas? * santa came to visit me!
10. What do you look forward to most at Christmas? * carols!!
11. What are you doing for Christmas this year? * i dunno yet! maybe i'll be in singapore maybe i'll be in vietnam. so it depends
12. Who do you want to kiss under the mistletoe? * elves and fairies!
13. What kind of Christmas tree do you have? * one that lives in the storeroom! or.. does it still live there..............
14. Do you take part in a secret santa? * eh. secret santa. who wha..? huh? what?
15. Do you go to any Christmas parties? * nah. i like the idea of walking down a quiet street with snow falling and people carolling in the background
16. Have you ever had a white Christmas? * white christmas? if its like snowing then no! if singapore snows, santa would be true.
17. How early do you wake up on Christmas morning? * 9:23am
18. Do you still get a stocking? * no actually. i'm a guy. i don wear stockings. maybe some guys do. but i sure dont. and wont.
19. How many Christmas cards do you normally send out? * like 6 billion.
20. What is your Christmas wish? * i hope for world peace and for paedophiles to love kids normally like we do.
i shall allow yall to laugh at me. JUST THIS ONCE! oh ya. and some other gril says she'll do it as well.. lol
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Sunday, December 10, 2006
i went to have my dinner near my house just now, and as i was eating it started like pouring heavily! i was kinda happy cuz i was in my slippers and shorts and tee shirt!
anyway, i really hope that my future wife would like the feeling of walking in the rain! you know.
like i know it isnt the most romantic thing ever to do, getting drench. lol
but i'd like to imagine us in our most comfortable wear, like slippers and shorts and tee shirt. no jeans, cuz it'll only feel like super heavy when its wet! then there'll be no sand or like particles that will get into our slippers cuz it'll be uncomfortable!
we'll be holding hands and her hand will fit mine perfectly
stepping into puddles of water, kicking them. we wont feel cold cuz nothing else will exist except the rain her and me.
and after that when we reach home we'd dry up, get clean new warm clothes sit infront of the fireplace i'd get 2 cups of hot chocolate *extra chocolaty* we'll snuggle together in the most comfortable couch talking about what future we'll share and all the other stuff that she likes and we'll watch a movie that we both love like a walk to remember
i'd really love that. *smiles with content*
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Saturday, December 09, 2006
there's this guy on the youtube community called 'ghostwise' he's not able to stand up without assistance and yet sees the beauty of existence the beauty in the colour of the flower
there's this vid on 'Why do you wake up each day?' and this was his reply
"the topic is too good to pass, i wake up everyday looking forward to coming close to chasing my dreams. And because being alive is really interesting. Just to exist, i exist, thats a beautiful thing. and there's always hope that the future will be better. thats what i wake up for."
its so sad to hear about people ending their lives and stuff like that not knowing that there are much more unfortunate people wanting to live life, even though the reason seems simple. yet beautiful. such optimism.
someone once said "If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance."
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Saturday, December 09, 2006
its strange how when something you really long for come and you're too happy to do anything!
just feel like going out and out out out! but also not much place to go! haha
i just pampered myself with a Bvlgari Aqva, its a cologne! super nice! anyway, i checked online auction price. its lower! but then like you wont know if people add water and stuff like that.. so i went to buy the authentic stuff! haha.
okie, later i'll be going to get some stuff at city hall. i think irmah coming with me! *fingers crossed* *toes crossed*
haha! someone actually said can come but in the end say cannot! SO PISSED. lol. kidding la.. she's a good gril!
i'm listening to christmas songs now! you know.. getting myself in the mood! i really like those malls where the play christmas carols loudly over the PA system! i love them! i like to sing along! haha.
i might be celebrating christmas at vietnam! i really wanna see how is it like overseas! but yet i wanna spend christmas with my family and friends in singapore! but yeah.. i have never celebrated overseas before! i think it'll be fun! staying over at my friends house. stuff like that!
do penguins sneeze when they're cold? do they even get cold?
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Friday, December 08, 2006
watch the vid! its like the sweetest!
you know.. helping others is probably what we do less thats y this world's pretty screwed
if only everyone would just help one another like you know.
if someone dropped a pen, would YOU pick it up?
if someone you didnt know falls down, would YOU laugh?
if someone needs help with the heavy stuff, be it a teenager or an old woman, would YOU help?
if a pregnant lady steps into the train and you are sitting down after a long day at work, would YOU stand up?
if everything arounds you seem so wrong, but someone needs help, would YOU still dwell in self pity?
if i wanted a hug, would YOU hug me? (haha..)
We are like cups, constantly and quietly being filled. The trick is, knowing how to tip ourselves over and let the beautiful stuff out.
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Friday, December 08, 2006
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Note: This is only applicable if 1) you're a male pigeon or 2) you really want a pigeon as a partner.
Step 1) Wobble yer fats under yer neck, it really turns the female on.
Step 2) Prance around and shake yer neck fats while the female's picking stuff off the ground.
Step 3) Get some twigs, good firm twigs. and tell the female that you'll build her a house outta that.
Step 4) Shake yer fats some more. come on shake that thing yor!
Step 5) Offer more twigs. remember! its gotta be firm and preferbly dry!
Step 6) Get her some earthworms for breakfast!
Step 7) Shake yer fats even more!!
Its really easy to win a female pigeon's heart! Try it today and get caged(a birdy slang to mean attached) for sure!
These are researched and thought by johnny when he's walking home. Inspired by a Fat-Necked-Male-Pigeon(prefers to be called Mr. Hot Bod).
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
i found it kinda morbid yet funny! haha.
that day i was on the train, saw this lady with a tummy. so i didnt know if she's pregnant or not. so as not to offend her, i didnt stand up. she probably figured that i didnt know if she's pregnant. so she pulled the bottom of her shirt THEN i knew that she's really pregnant. so yeah, i stood up.
maybe she thought i wasnt gonna stand up for her.. sheesh! lol pregnant ladies and old people should be able to get some wrist band or something like that. so it automatically gives them the right to have a seat. people wont have to second guess if they're qualified or not.
exams are partially terrible..
partially cuz i get to go home early. haha.
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Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Tuesday, December 05, 2006
today's the first time i bought something online! quite irritated cuz i didnt really know wat to do la! haha
but at the same time it was really fun to see what people would put up for sale. and it was fun searching for stuff you didnt need, haha.
but to me, the risk of buying online and not getting your stuff seems just so high despite the fact that there're alot of people who are doing this on a frequent basis and is still buying till now!
lets talk about my pet peeves now! hahaha..
1) dont like people who dont reply msges
seriously.. STOP IT IF YOU'RE DOING IT!!! if you don like the person, just gently say something like "oh, sorry, i'm kinda busy now" or something like that! its freaking irritating to have your msges not replied! its like you don even know if the person received it or not!? and then if you really wanna know, and send another msg, it'll be like super irritating for the other person! so ya.. 5cents really not alot you know.. sheesh. just by talking about it irks me!
2) girls with alot alot of arm hair
oh my.. i know yall cant help it.. but it just scares me.. lol! feels like "oooo i'm a hairy monster and i can eat you anytime, so you better not mess with me! oh my arm hair's messy." yeah it kinda freaks me out.. *shivers* i'm not being mean right? i cant help it!!
3) girls who whine
it can be cute, don get me wrong! BUT TO A CERTAIN EXTENT! take note girls, i cant emphasize how much TO A CERTAIN EXTENT! and even so, please do it with moderation. lol. i think its just me though.. is it? i dunno.. but i really cant stand girls who whine! esp if the girls touchy as well.. lol.. its like.. *GROW UP!!!!* ya.. i think i like mature girls. woman. lol.
4) people who exaggerate
you know like.. if A says "i think wat the teacher says is so not true" B hears it. and in order to make the story sounds more interesting when he/she tells another person, B might say something like that "A HATES THAT TEACHER!!! HE(A) KEEP CURSING THE TEACHER LEH! HE SAY WANNA KILL TEACHER!!" oh my.. it totally gets on my nerves. its really okie if the story sounds boring or wat.. really! at least its the truth!!!!
5) digging their nose in public
its rather obvious right. oh and its worst if the person shoots it around! hahahahaha.. GROSS!!!
6) leaning on the wall of the lifts
this doesnt really irritate me la.. but i just don like to see my friends doing that(joo). lol! you don know what happens in the lift! like the booger shooter guy. the pissing guy. the cleaner that doesnt clean the lift. the dirty man that didnt wash his clothes and leans all over the walls of the lift and rubbing his clothes onto the wall. the guy that places his head lice on the walls so that they can have fresh air. you get it? haha..
7) girls with arm pit hair
sheesh.. totally turn off. and gross to the max. lol.
8) people who tell jokes that are mean
like there's a difference when you tell a joke and people laugh about it and there's that kind where you tell and no one laughs and everyone feels offended! lol. really. quite a fine line though. i think i'm guilty of that sometimes! but not that i offend others la.. just that my joke not funny. ha.
9) people who see pregnant ladies or old people coming on the train THEN pretend to not see
really.. lol. stop it! everyone knows yer faking it!
10) people that say mysteriously "i got something to tell you.. aiyah. think i better not say"
FREEEEEAKKKK!!! JUST TELL MEEEE!!!! hahahaha..
11) people who dont admit mistakes that are oblivious.
not much to talk about. just irritating
12) clothes that don get straight no matter how much you iron
ARGH!!! and i hate ironing clothes! so like if it doesnt get straight..
13) lint on black tees
lint are those white white hair and thread you find after washing yer clothes with like towels! yeah.. totally pisses me off.
14) toilet not flushes
ya. some people are just blind to see shit that they produce.
okie. i think thats about all. at least for now! cant think of anymore! its kinda irritating just to think about all those! lol. i don know y!
okie, maybe tml i'll blog about what i like to see. heh.
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Tuesday, December 05, 2006
Monday, December 04, 2006
Home is behind, the world ahead... and there are many paths to tread... Through shadow... To the edge of night... Until the stars are all alight... Mist and shadow, cloud and shade... All shall fade... all... shall... fade.
Pippin: It's so quiet. Gandlaf : It's the deep breath before the plunge. Pippin: I don't want to be in a battle. But waiting on the edge of one I can't escape is even worse.
Gimli: Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?
King of the Dead: The dead do not suffer the living to pass. Aragorn: You will suffer me.
Galadriel: This task was appointed to you, Frodo of the Shire. If you do not find a way, no one will.
Eowyn: He has just as much reason to go to war as you do. Why can he not fight for those he loves?
Aragorn: What say you? What say you? I am Isildur's heir. Fight for me. And I will hold your oaths fulfilled. What say you?
King of the Dead: Release us. Gimli: Bad idea. Very handy in a tight spot, these lads, despite the fact they're dead.
Gimli: [about to fight all of Mordor] I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf. Legolas: How about side by side with a friend? Gimli: [pause] Aye. I could do that.
Aragorn: Looks at Gandalf before going to fight Mordor so that Frodo and Sam can pass through undetected] For Frodo. [Charges out all by himself] Aragorn: AHHHHHH!!!
okie, thats about it! its actually just the quotes from The Return of the King. not all three series! =)
dont you just love the lord of the rings! its hard not to! i like Gimli! he's so funny! he's the dwarf! haha.
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Monday, December 04, 2006
Sunday, December 03, 2006
May it be the shadow's call Will fly away May it be your journey on To light the day When the night is overcome You may rise to find the sun
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Sunday, December 03, 2006
Friday, December 01, 2006
this is super funny!!! everyone must watch!! haha..
betcha never heard this version of the song before!!
oh ya.. i just remembered something someone told me before! i forgot who was it!
anyway, it goes something like this.. (ps: X's a fat guy)
X: i'm actually in shape Y: really..? (skeptical) X: yeah, i'm in shape! and the shape is circle.
