Friday, November 24, 2006
i'm a part time ninja.
lemme tell you the difficulties about keeping it from yall reading my blog.
its so cool that i would like to tell everyone but i cant!
cuz my nemesis, Mr. He-Who-Can-Never-Be-Named would send his assassin to kill my family
his boys cant kill me cuz i'm a ninja! cool huh.
i'm telling yall this openly cuz i'm not afraid now!
now lemme tell you the cool part bout being a ninja!
1) you can shoot shuriken.. and lemme add that yer DEAD accurate!
2) you can jump around and not feel tired. and roof to roof jumping is like hopping on the ground to you
3) you'll never ever look fat! cuz you'll always be in black, and it makes you look thin.
4) you'll never look ugly! cuz most of yer face would be covered with that black cloth
5) you can run like the wind with yer hands behind yer back and not look dumb or fall
6) you'll never lose when it comes to fighting with a group of thugs
7) you can become invisible anytime you want just by clapping yer hands together and shaking them!
8) you can turn yerself into any animal you want!
cool huh! okie.. now if yall wanna join any ninja sect. please goto
www.i-wanna-be-a-ninja-like-johnny.com.org
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Friday, November 24, 2006
