Thursday, December 07, 2006
Note: This is only applicable if 1) you're a male pigeon or 2) you really want a pigeon as a partner.
Step 1) Wobble yer fats under yer neck, it really turns the female on.
Step 2) Prance around and shake yer neck fats while the female's picking stuff off the ground.
Step 3) Get some twigs, good firm twigs. and tell the female that you'll build her a house outta that.
Step 4) Shake yer fats some more. come on shake that thing yor!
Step 5) Offer more twigs. remember! its gotta be firm and preferbly dry!
Step 6) Get her some earthworms for breakfast!
Step 7) Shake yer fats even more!!
Its really easy to win a female pigeon's heart! Try it today and get caged(a birdy slang to mean attached) for sure!
These are researched and thought by johnny when he's walking home. Inspired by a Fat-Necked-Male-Pigeon(prefers to be called Mr. Hot Bod).
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Thursday, December 07, 2006
