Sunday, March 25, 2007
i got it from youtube. lol.
i figured that no one will watch if the vid is posted.
so anyway.
these are some things you can say to impress. whoever.
you know your granny. your dog. some random cleaner!
they'll be impressed!!!! haha. please try!
- when i do push ups, i dont push myself up... i push the earth down.
- rather than being birthed like a normal child, i punch my way outta my mother's womb.
- once i shot down a german airplane with my finger by yelling "BANG!"
- i dont churn butter, i kick the cows and the butter comes straight out.
- (in america)when i send in taxes, i send in blank forms and include a picture of me crouched and ready to attack. i never have to pay tax! EVER!
- in fine print of the last page of The Guinness Book of World Records, it notes that all world records are held by me, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has gotten to.
- when the boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for me.
- i'm currently sueing NBC claiming "law & order" are trademarked names for my left and right legs.
okie thats about it. haha
i like number 3. lol.
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Sunday, March 25, 2007
