You have been given a direct order to rock the fuck out.
Rock out like you were just given the last rock and roll album on earth and the minutes are counting down to flames.
Rock out like you just won both showcase showdowns.
Rock out like the streets are empty except for you, your bicycle and your headphones.
Rock out like your lips, which are placed onto a breakdancing muse with legs that go all the way up.
Rock out like you’ll never have to open a textbook again.
Rock out like you get paid to disturb the peace.
Rock out like music is all that you got.
Rock out like you’re standing on a rooftop and the city’s as loud and glowing as a river below you.
Rock out like the plane is going down, there are 120 people on board, and 121 parachutes.
Rock out like the streets and the books are all on fire and the only way it can be extinguished is by doin’ the electric slide.
Rock out like it’s Saturday afternoon and Monday is a national holiday.
Rock out like somebody’s got a barrel pointed at your temple saying ‘Rock out like your life depended on it, fool,‘ because it does.
Rock out like your eyes are fading but you still got your ears. But you don’t know for how long so rock out like 5 o’clock time, make pop-in-lot time.
Rock out like you got pants full of tokens and nothing to do but everything.
Rock out like you are the international ski-ball champion of the entire universe.
Rock out like you just escaped an evil orphanage to join a Russian circus.
Rock out like your hero is fallen and you are spinning your limbs until they burst into a burning fire of remembrance.
Rock out like you’re enslaved in the south and dancing is all that you have to know who you are.
Rock out like your dead grandfather just came back to take a drive with you in your new car.
Rock out like the table is full.
Rock out like the neighbors are away. Rock out like the walls won’t fall but, dammit, you’re going to die trying to make them.
Rock out like the stereo’s volume knob is the figure 8 of infinity instead of merely numbers.
Rock out like it’s raining outside and you’ve got a girl to run through it with.
Rock out like you’re playing football! Football in the mud and your washing machine is not broken.
Rock out like you throwing your window open on your honeymoon because you want the whole world to know what love is.
Rock out like you just got a book published.
Rock out like you just went to your high school reunion to find everyone, even the women, are all overweight and bald, except for the former homecoming queen, who you just found out, got divorced from her impotent husband and only has eyes for.. YOU!
Rock out like you just got a date with Heidi Klum.
Rock out like a shadow man passes behind you, drops you to your knees. You’re buckling in sweat, cold metal’s pushed to your forhead, the trigger’s pulled and the gun jams.
Rock out like you got an empty appointment book, and a full tank of gas.
Rock out like Jimi has returned carrying brand new guitar strings.
Rock out like the mangos are in season.
Rock out like the record player won’t skip.
Rock out like this was the last weekend, like these were the last words, like you don’t ever want to forget how.
-Anis Mojgani
Rocked Out @
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Saturday, October 10, 2009
"Dead is the new unambiguous. Bipolar is the new undecided. Heavily armed is the new born again. Bald is the new head... and the new crotch. Hairy is the new face. Sheepishly admitting to having STD is the new flirting. Purell is the new face of fear. Finding the time that's right for you is the new impotence. The smiley-face emoticon is the new "sincerely yours." Smoking is the new outdoorsy lifestyle. Looking forward to insanely expensive private schooling, thousand dollar a week nannies and soccer is the new yuppie birth control. Misinformed is the new patriotic. Veganism is the new "taste like chicken." Serotonin uptake inhibiting is the new crowd control. Texting is the new talking. Talking is the new singing. Singing is the new hubris. Gay marriage is the new "be careful what you wish for." And finally, and only because I really need this to catch on, fifty-seven years old is the new forty-five."
Why I like The Big Bang Theory.
Rocked Out @
Saturday, October 10, 2009
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
The battery in the living room's clock was dying, so over the past week, the clocked slowed down by 10mins. I just bought batteries for the clock, I thought it'll be good that the time on the clock is 10mins faster, even though with new batteries, the time still wasn't right, and it feels like I've lost 20mins.
Rocked Out @
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Monday, August 10, 2009
Imagine this.. you and four of your loved ones are at the brink of death. Everyone is trapped in a car because the fuel has ran out and there are really hungry monsters lurking outside. You have a pistol with four bullets. Because all hope is gone, everyone as a whole decided that they should commit suicide. Being the hero, you offered to shoot the rest, and then coming up with a way to kill yourself later. After shooting everyone, you cry in agony. You're thinking, "F*************K I've just killed the people i loved! Nothing could go more wrong!!!" So you open the car door. Stepped outside waiting for one of the hungry monsters to gobble you up. All of the sudden, you hear some rumbling from afar. You turn and you see a tank and military personnels with weapons killing the monsters. Hope has finally arrived. Or is it?
Rocked Out @
Monday, August 10, 2009
Sunday, August 09, 2009
Dear, dear! How queer everything is to-day! And yesterday things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think: was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is, Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Rocked Out @
Sunday, August 09, 2009
Monday, July 06, 2009
Rocked Out @
Monday, July 06, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
you know.. i grew up listening to his music. watching his mtvs over and over again. couldn't get tired of it. i really still can't register that he's dead! i was just listening to one of his song the other day. god damn it. kings aren't supposed to die!!! LONG LIVE THE KING!! RIP MJ.
the song i was listening to.
Rocked Out @
Friday, June 26, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
"Dance to the beat of your own drum and others will dance with you" someone
Rocked Out @
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Friday, June 05, 2009
well two nights ago, i had one of the weirdest dream ever! i remembered just two parts of it. but those two parts are really clear. okay here goes. please note it might sound quite random.
part 1:
i woke up at nicolle's house. she wanted me to meet her friends in the other room, so i said okay! then went over to the next room, found two model looking guys. so we started talking. then nic told me that they're really successful in their banqueting business. so i said,"really!" and they replied the weirdest shit ever. they said,"yea, we listen to a GOTH(wth) load of classical music, and we eat olives everyday(wth2)!!" and they said it with sincerity. and i replied with no hint of sarcasm,"oh wow!!"
part 2:
nic told the two model looking dudes that i had a tattoo, she went like that,"hey, he has a DISCOUNTED(wtf) tiger tattoo!" they replied,"wow! so can it fly(wtf2)?" and i replied confidently that it was the right answer,"no, but it has alot of teeth(wtf3)!!"
yea, my dreams are VERY random. but it made me laugh when i woke up!! haha.
Rocked Out @
Friday, June 05, 2009
Wednesday, June 03, 2009
i just watched "ELF". i wanted to watch it because it starred Zooey Deschanel!! hahah! ANYWAYS. i really liked the show!!! i think its the best christmas show ever... i think its the best because it really convinced me that MAYBE Santa's real and that his sleigh runs on the christmas spirit! haha.
